Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can't be! It just can't be! Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! Jessica's the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
Eddie Valiant: Well you better start drinking it black, Acme's taking the cream now.
Mrs. Pell: If you're ever in Des Moines, don't send me a postcard.
Thug (unknown): Who the hell do you think you are?
Sgt. Major Ross Maclure: I'm the Infantry, sonny.
Tetsuo (1988 Streamline Pictures dub): Heh, heh... what's happening to me? I must be dreaming. Bitchin'. I feel like I can take out the world today.
Sydney Fuller: I just wanted to spend the night with you, not Eternity.
Holmes: Moriarty?
Watson: Oh, for God's sake.
Holmes: You didn't tell me that homicidal maniac was in on this.
Watson: That's because I knew you'd behave this way.
Holmes: Bravo! Another triumph for deductive reasoning.
Richard Walker: This is an emergency. Do you understand?
U.S. Security Officer: Yes sir, I do.
Richard Walker: You understand but you don't give a damn? Is that it?
Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?
Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.
Vermeer: UGH.
Tangina: My God! he found heR.
Freddy Krueger: Sayonara, Rick-san.
Hercule Poirot: People like to talk, and in doing so they tell the truth. It puts less of a strain on the memory.