Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
Maddie Hayes: I had no idea.
David Addison: That's okay. I got lots of 'em. I'll loan you one.
Jason: Boner, is your voice coming from your armpit?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Yes.