Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Professor Little Old Man.
Dr. Vicktor Lillolman: "Lillolman." "Lillolman."
Tanner Boyle: Jews, Spics, Ni**ers and a Wop that throws airballs.
Priory: Mind the axe, my lady.
King Bruno the Questionable: Guards... kill that man.
Tom Ripley: Even this river - this river reminds me of another river.
Major David Kabakov: What is this thing you Americans call the Super Bowl?
Nicolai Dalchimsky: The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. Remember. Miles to go before I sleep.
Lillian: Hemingway, huh?
Sammy: Yes. Hemingway and Cocteau and his red necktie and the crème de la crème.
Dottie: Way down deep, he's very superficial.
Whitemonk: From now on Noggett there's only going to be two ways of doing things round here - my way and the wrong way.
The Boss: Counter, paul.
Karen Wallace: Excuse me, I don't mean to intrude, but could you move your ass, dear?
Dr. Paul Moreau: You've been drinking for two straight days Montgomery. I suggest that you continue.
Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories.
James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently.
German Aide: Excuse me for interrupting, but ... British paratroopers have apparently landed. Three kilometers from here.
Field Marshal Model: Why should they do that? There's nothing valuable here. I! I am valuable here! They have all come to capture me!
Alvy Singer: I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, uh, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, uh, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school.
Gandalf the Grey: Surely you don't disbelieve the prophecies because you helped bring them about? You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit? You're a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I'm very fond of you, but you're only quite a little fellow in a wide world, after all.
Bilbo Baggins: Thank goodness.
Fran: Harry?
Harry Calder: Mmh?
Fran: If you're trying to kill us, at least let me put on some lip gloss.
Adam Thornton: I accept most of your preamble about the rich, full life to which I've been blessed. The plain and unbiased truth is I need time.
Dr. John Hodges: I know.
Adam Thornton: Certain aspects of my life are not in order.
