Best comedy movie quotes of 1971

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Movie Quote Quiz
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory picture

Willy Wonka: Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

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Bananas picture

Fielding Mellish: Just how long will it be until I can go back to New York?
Esposito: After we win the revolution, we are free.
Fielding Mellish: And when is the revolution?
Esposito: Six months.
Fielding Mellish: Six months? I got a rented car.

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Carnal Knowledge picture

Bobbie: Marry me, Jonathan! Please, please.
Jonathan: You're trying to kill me.

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Support Your Local Gunfighter picture

Latigo: Well, there's one thing that don't change about women. That's the fact that... they're changeable.
Doc Schultz: Where'd you learn so much about women?
Latigo: I worked at it.

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The Boy Friend picture

Tommy: You know the double-trip maxie ford with the knickerbocker break.

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Harold and Maude picture

Maude: Grab the shovel, Harold.

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Carry On at Your Convenience picture

Sid: How about some food?
Beattie: Well I could make you some beans on toast or something?
Sid: No, nothing too elaborate, thank you.

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The Abominable Dr. Phibes picture

Dr. Anton Phibes: Where can we find two better hemispheres, without sharp north, without declining west? My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears, and true plain hearts do in thee faces rest. Within twenty-four hours, my work will be finished, and then, my precious jewel, I will join you in your setting. We shall be reunited forever in a secluded corner of the great elysian field of the beautiful beyond.

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Dad's Army picture

Captain Mainwaring: I intend to mould those men out there into an aggressive fighting force. I'm not going to get very far if you keep inviting them to "step this way."

Neil Jones
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Summer of '42 picture

Oscy: Hermie, I'm beginning to think that maybe you're a homo.

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Carry on Henry picture

Cardinal Wolsey: A drink, Ma'am?
Queen Marie: Thank you.
Cardinal Wolsey: I can heartily recommend the porter here.
Queen Marie: Really? Then do send him up to my room later.

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The Anderson Tapes picture

The Kid: America, man! You know, it's so beautiful I wanta eat it.

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