Best comedy movie quotes of 1964

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Mary Poppins picture

George Banks: Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts.

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Dr. Strangelove picture

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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Hard Day's Night picture

John: We know how to behave! We've had lessons.

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Judy: George, your hypochondria's showing.

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Maria Gambrelli: You can have one of my cigarettes.
Clouseau: Oh, thank you.
Maria Gambrelli: You have it in backwards.
Clouseau: Oh... it tastes very bad that way.

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Dino: Now look lady, you may have heard a lot of singers but you ain't heard nothin' sung till you've heard me sung it.

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Ens. Frank Pulver: You mean after everything I've told you, you think I could be a doctor?
Scotty: By rights, you should be a good one. You have more people to prove yourself to than anyone I ever heard of. You should cash in on that. My family's in business. They say the big trick is to turn liabilities into assets.

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Robbo: You look like the day they fixed the electricity at the death house.

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Doctor Crow: I am Doctor Crow. You are surprised?
Daphne Honeybutt aka Agent Brown Cow: Yes, I am! I expected you to be a man... or a woman.

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Viva Las Vegas picture

Lucky Jackson: Where you from, Rusty?
Rusty Martin: Dubuque.
Lucky Jackson: Well whaddya know, I've never been there myself, but its interesting that you're from good old Dubuque.
Rusty Martin: Before you get too attached to 'good old Dubuque', we moved there from Chillicothe, Ohio.
Rusty Martin: Chillicothe, Ohio, well, how about that, I've never been there either.

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Julius Caesar: I've cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? 'Nihil expectore in omnibus' - no spitting on the public transport.

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Anne: You stepped on my foot.
Walter Eckland: You put it under mine.

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Molly Brown: What's that mean? Best regards?
'Leadville' Johnny Brown: Well it means not just 'regards', but best regards.

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Ma Tatum: You look like you been drug through a mole hole backwards.

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