Best comedy movie quotes of 1963

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The Pink Panther picture

[Sir Charles Lytton kisses Princess Dala.]
Princess Dala: If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
Sir Charles Lytton: No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.

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Reggie Lampert: I already know an awful lot of people, and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.
Peter Joshua: Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know.

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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World picture

Lennie Pike: Everybody has to pay taxes! - Even businessmen, that rob and steal and cheat from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.

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George Washington McLintock: And I am not intoxicated... yet.

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Irma la Douce picture

Moustache: Life is total war my friend... nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector.

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The Nutty Professor picture

Professor Julius Kelp: Well, just don't do something, sit there.

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The Raven picture

Dr. Craven: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, / As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door./ "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door. / Only this and nothing more."

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Albert Poop-Decker: If you've got a heart of oak, it's got a worm in it.

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Marquis Andre de Lage: Well, there is our Mike Donovan. Three children and not one marriage. Oh, I do not say that he's the first man to put the cart before the horse, but three carts and no horse? Huh?

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Doris McAfee: Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.

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Carry On Cabby picture

Terry 'Pintpot' Tankard: Are you the boss or something?
Ted Watson: I'm what they call the something manager. My advice to you is to be off.
Terry 'Pintpot' Tankard: You mean buzz off?
Ted Watson: No, but you're getting warm.

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Beach Party picture

Big Daddy: The pit! Bring me my pendulum, kiddies, I feel like swinging.

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Mrs. Fraleigh: There's nothing more fulfilling in life than having a baby.

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Lilies Of The Field picture

Homer Smith: I'm gonna' build me a chapel.

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