Bugs Bunny: Of course you realise this means war.
Daffy Duck: Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmmmm?
Prof. Henry Jarrod: Everything I ever loved has been taken away from me, but not you, my Marie Antoinette, for I will give you eternal life.
Mario: Wherever there's oil there's americans.
Ellen Fields: If we've been seeing things, it's because we DID see them.
Lancelot: Aye, it is the valley of death... the Devil himself has plowed it under.
Lt. Ted Wilks: It was bad judgment to bother a cop's widow about the love life of her husband.
Dave Bannion: Good or bad, it was my judgment.
Lt. Ted Wilks: You're missing the point. I'm the one that gets the pressure calls from upstairs. I'm the one that has to explain. You don't keep an office like this very long stepping on a lot of corns.
Dave Bannion: You want me to go upstairs and explain?
Lt. Ted Wilks: Not you. You're a corn stepper by instinct.
Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: A man loves a thing that don't mean it's gotta love him back.
Flight Lt. Peter Ross: Hello.
Maria Gonzar: Hello.
Flight Lt. Peter Ross: So... you weren't killed.
Maria Gonzar: No... I hardly ever am.
Mrs. Hittaway: What good is a trailerite if not to help out another trailerite?
Lorelei Lee: There was an old man named Sidney... Who drank till he ruined a kidney. It shriveled and shrank, but he drank and he drank... He had his fun doing it, didn't he?