Moira: Hey, that shit is contagious. You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
The Silver Surfer: To me, my board.
Alpha 6: Yo yo yo, whatcha talkin' about?
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Weir: The person you have is not my ex-wife. It's the person I sent in to get her. So, good luck with that motherfucker.
Thomas Veil: Soon, all my memories will be gone. Without ceasing to breathe, I will cease to exist.
Augustus Hill: OZ. The name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility, Level 4.
Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.
Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Jack Harper: Good people has to die too, Tru.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Jack Malone: According to the groom, she was an angel.
Martin: I guess love is blind. And deaf. And very, very dumb.
Jack Malone: Spoken like a true romantic.
Recording on telephone: This number only exists in your imagination. Please hang up and don't call back.
Jarod: You make the rules.
Miss Parker: That's just the way I like it.
Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.
Bobby Donnell: It's better that ten guilty men go free, than one innocent man suffer.
Lilly Rush: People shouldn't be forgotten. They matter. They should get justice, too.