Best thriller TV quotes of all time

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Phil: It's like if E.T. had sex with Big Foot.

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Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.

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George Tully: They tried to kill us.
Steel: Not quite, they encouraged us to die.

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Ethan Burke: C'mon this isn't an ordinary town. You know that.
Nurse Pam: You are very right about that. This is no ordinary town. This is an extraordinary town.

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Dale Cooper: I believe I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.
FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield: Any relations with the dwarf?

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Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.

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Arthur Ramsey: And on the eighth day God created Klingons.

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Terry McGinnis: 'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.

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Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.

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Lucius Belyakov: A dark heart dwells where the branches meet / Anointed dagger plunge thee deep.

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Ezekiel Stone: What the hell do you know about love?
The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job.

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Moira: Hey, that shit is contagious. You want to see your baby girl again? Then you need to keep your fucking shit together.

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Winona Hawkins: You're a little old to be fighting, aren't you?
Raylan Givens: Certainly too old to be losing.

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FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.

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Urko: These humans are dangerous, don't you understand that? They think that they're as good as we are.

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Shane Vendrell: So, we cause a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner - that's uh, that's a pretty good day.

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Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

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Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.

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