Sins of the Fathers Chapter 9: Tombstone - S3-E9
Tombstone: Come down here and fight like a man.
Spider-Man: I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider.
Phillip Broyles: Someone out there is experimenting, only the whole world is their lab.
Big Ed Hurley: It's not the first time, it won't be the last, but I'm in that doghouse again.
Sister Josepha Montefiore: "Father, why hast thou forsaken me?" Christ asked the same question.
Richard: Did he get an answer?
Sister Josepha Montefiore: Well, he wasn't a scientist so he knew that... some questions have none.
Crypt Keeper: Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze.
Albert Eberts: I couldn't help but notice that mark on your chin.
Robert Hobbes: Oh, right there. Yeah. Uh-huh. Bar fight in Madrid. A couple of Basque separatists took exceptions to my political views. Of course, I may have said something about soccer being the world's most boring sport.
Albert Eberts: Zero-to-zero after four hours? I fail to understand its appeal.
Naruto Uzumaki: Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you.
Sasuke Uchiha: Well, how good for them.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.
Lucius Belyakov: A dark heart dwells where the branches meet / Anointed dagger plunge thee deep.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Money Trap - S4-E7
Raylan Givens: I'm going to count to one.
Brian Finch: You remember a lot more than you think you do. Every experience you've ever had, every idea that came to you in the shower and then slipped away while you were brushing your teeth... it's all there for the taking.
Michael: Whoever sent us down here was smart, you know? Because they sent us together, and as long as we stick together, we're gonna make it.
Vic Mackey: I don't step aside. I step up.
Olivia Pope: It's handled.
FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.
Ethan Burke: How do I get out of here?
Sheriff Pope: You don't.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.