Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
Kari: I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver.
Adam: How many of me can you stand?
Salvatore: He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great.
Kari: All right! Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong?
Adam: I... I don't know if Buster has enough actual flesh down there for a thong, but a.
Jamie: He's got no butt at all, in fact he doesn't even have any legs.
Jamie: Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave.
Adam: What's that?
Jamie: What?.. Nothing.
Adam: Turkey master, I hand you your bird.
Answer: Much of the show Adam and Jamie would do various tests themselves to see how much of an advantage something has. The idea being Jamie and Adam are not relying on skill but the advantage they are testing. Even though they do get some training, both their skill levels are essentially at 0. Plus, doing it themselves allows them the chance to talk about the experience. While the experts could have done the tests and discussed the results, some may wonder if the 2 experts were evenly matched to begin with.
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