Roger: Look at us, Steve. Neck and neck. May the best man win. Steve: Well that's gonna be me, because your weird gut's about to hit the wall. Roger: Not if your boner hits it first. Steve: What? I don't have a boner. Roger: You're about to. Steve: How? What are you gonna do? Roger: I don't have to do anything. You're a teenage boy who just heard the word "boner." It's already happening. Steve: No. Not now. Not like this. Oh, God! Not like this! [Steve struggles to prevent his erection but it's heard hitting the wall.] Steve: Damn it. Roger: Yes! I won. Francine: You did, Roger. But, in a way, I feel like we all won. Roger: What? Wait, what? Francine: Because it brought us all closer together. Steve: You're right. I thought I was in a race, but really, I was in a family. Roger: Okay, I see what's happening here. Yeah. You're trying to screw me out of my victory. We all heard his dick hit the wall.
Chosen answer: The Beat.
MasterOfAll