Hannibal: B.A., there's an old saying - "The best defense is a good offense."
B.A. Baracus: You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense.
Hannibal: Okay, have it your way.
Diner owner: Would you like some coffee?
Face: Yes that'd be very nice.
Diner owner: How would you like it?
B.A. Baracus: In a cup, fool.
Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.
B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish.