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Movie Quote Quiz

My Unicorn - S4-E11

Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

My Office - S4-E2

[Looking at X-ray revealing a lightbulb in the patient.]
Dr. Cox: Well, I'll tell you there Bobbo, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.

My Common Enemy - S4-E7

Dr. Kelso: I brought you a gift for your trip to Mexico. My old Spanish to English dictionary. I don't need it anymore because I've already mastered the language.
Dr. Molly: Oh, gracias, senor.
Dr. Kelso: You're welcome-o.

My Unicorn - S4-E11

Dr. Cox: This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!

My Unicorn - S4-E11

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!

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