Fawlty Towers (1975)

The Wedding Party (a.k.a. Sex) - S1-E3

Basil: Did you ever see that film, "How To Murder Your Wife"?
Major Gowen: How To Murder Your Wife"?
Basil: Yes, awfully good. I saw it six times.

Gourmet Night (a.k.a. Gourmet's Paradise) - S1-E5

Sybil Fawlty: Are you going to do the car?
Basil Fawlty: In a minute, my little piranha fish.

Ssiscool ★

The Builders - S1-E2

O'Reilly: Just remember if the good Lord...
Basil: ...Is mentioned one more time, I will move you closer to him.

Ssiscool ★

A Touch of Class - S1-E1

Basil: Hello? - Ah, yes, Mr O'Reilly, well it's perfectly simple. When I asked you to build me a wall I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile you might have found time to cement them together...you know, one on top of another, in the traditional fashion.

The Builders - S1-E2

O'Reilly: Just remember Mr. Fawlty, There is always someone worse off than yourself
Basil: Well I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh.

Ssiscool ★

The Germans - S1-E6

Basil: Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

The Germans - S1-E6

Basil: Is something wrong?
German guest: Will you please stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me? You started it.
German guest: We did not.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland.

The Wedding Party (a.k.a. Sex) - S1-E3

Basil: Hello, Fawlty Titties.

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