Only Fools and Horses
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Uncle Albert: Is that the radio I hear, Rodney?
Rodney: No, Elton John popped in and he's rehearsing in the kitchen!

Modern Men - S8-E2

Mike: Well?
Trigger: Well what?
Mike: What are they naming the baby?
Trigger: If it's a girl, they're calling her Sigourney, after an actress. And if it's a boy, they're calling him Rodney, after Dave.

Rodney: I've been thinking.
Del Boy: Oh, leave it out Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is.

Del Boy: Sit down, Rodney. Keep your brains warm.

Trigger: Problems, Dave?
Rodney: I don't want to talk about it Trig. You ever been wrongly accused of something?
Trigger: Yeah once.
Rodney: Yeah, How did you get out of it?
Trigger: Well I didn't - I was guilty.

Rodney Come Home - S99-E9

Uncle Albert: Still, proves his heart is in the right place.
Raquel: Yeah. Shame about his brain though.

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Rodney Come Home - S99-E9

Rodney: Trying to rekindle the romance in my marriage is like trying to give the kiss of life to a rasher of bacon.

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Rodney: [talking about how to get a date with a beautiful woman.] Just be yourself.
Del Boy: Oh, leave it out, Rodney; I wanna be in with at least half a chance!

Del Boy: He who dares Rodney, he who dares.

Del Boy: There's no point in running away. Running away only wears out your shoes.

Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie.
Boycie: Yeah, how?
Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.

May the Force Be with You - S3-E5

Slater: Remember the days Del, all us lads down at the river playing Pirates? Trigger was Long John Silver, Boycie was the shipmate...what character did I play, Del?
Del: You played the bloke that walked the plank.
Slater: Yeah that's right, I was always the bloke that walked the plank. I was in and out of that water more times than a duck's head! I always wanted to be Blue Beard!
Del: Well you should've asked.
Slater: I did, but you'd never let me!
Del: I did...once.
Slater: Oh yeah, I remember that was the day that Blue Beard had to walk the plank, wasn't it.

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