WKRP in Cincinnati (1978)

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Andy Travis: It's a good thing I had an extra pair of jeans in my office.

Dr. Johnny Fever: Do you have enough money to feed yourself?
Les Nessman: Yes.
Dr. Johnny Fever: I don't, can you loan me some money?
Les Nessman: No.
Dr. Johnny Fever: Can you loan me some food?

Les Nessman: Last night at that house, did anything happen?
Jennifer Marlowe: I met a lady whose car I have to replace and I discovered we have a sex pervert in the neighborhood.
Les Nessman: No, I mean did anything unusual happen?

Herb Tarlek: It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person.