Quotes from Jake Johnson movies and TV shows

Ryan: I got promoted to sergeant!
Justin: You got promoted to sergeant?
Ryan: I felt like I deserved it.

Ryan: Even the cops think we're cops.

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Nick Miller: You're a freaking gold digger, Jess.
Jess: Do you think that if I were a gold digger, I'd be interested in you? I would be the worst gold digger in the world.

Nick Miller: Jess, are you okay?
Jess: No! This is the worst thing to ever happen to me. I've lived a very fortunate life.

Nick Miller: I fell in love with Jess the minute she walked through the door.

Jess: A no-nail oath? You thought I was gonna sleep with one of you, like I just couldn't help it?
Nick Miller: It was me, Jess. I couldn't help it.

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Nicholas Jasenovec: What are you and Michael Cera instant messaging about?
Charlyne Yi: He says... I don't know he's being annoying. He said he wants to elope and I said.
Nicholas Jasenovec: He asked if you wanted to elope?
Charlyne Yi: 'No, I don't know you.'.

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