Quotes from Yeardley Smith movies and TV shows

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Season 1 generally

Louise Fitzer: Do I sound anything like Lisa from The Simpsons?

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[Bart and Lisa discover a rift portal, with a do not use sign. Bart enters anyway.]
Lisa Simpson: No, stupid, the sign.
Bart Simpson: Reading's for nerds. Hop in.

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Casual Person

Lisa: I haven't seen you in school.
Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa: Is he...
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about...
Colin: He's NOT Bono.

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Lisa: Dad, do something!
[Homer flips through the Bible.]
Homer: This book doesn't have any answers!

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Lisa: Wait, wait, wait, it looks like Maggie has something to say.
Marge: Oh my God, her first word!
Maggie: Sequel?

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Tree House of Horror XII - S13-E1

Homer: Die, you monster!
Lisa: Dad, that's the water softener.
Homer: Well, I am missing the back of my head. I think you could cut me some slack.

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Lisa the Vegetarian - S7-E5

Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausage in that syrup Homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not talking to me, and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room!
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad?
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbecue-wrecking know-nothing know-it-all.

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Bart Gets an Elephant - S5-E17

[Homer is driving and crashes into a statue of a deer.]
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer.

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The Great Louse Detective - S14-E6

Bart/Lisa: Aaaaah! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: Please. We've known each other for so long. Call me Bob.
Bart/Lisa: Aaaaah! Bob!

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Lisa's Substitute - S2-E19

Lisa: Dad, you're not listening!
Homer: Hey! Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I'm not listening!

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Brother From Another Series - S8-E16

Bart: Inside the body of every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice versa.

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Lisa: Oedipus killed his father and married his mother.
Homer: Ehhh. Who pays for that wedding?

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Lisa the Vegetarian - S7-E5

Homer: Look, look I got my invitations back from the printers.
Lisa: "Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B." What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

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