Quotes from Chris Farley movies and TV shows

More Beverly Hills Ninja quotes

Mike: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
Steve: We didn't have any pudding in there buddy.

Mike: What the hell was that?
Steve: A chunk in the road or something.
Mike: I just chunked in my pants.

Mike: We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her.

Mike: And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"

More Black Sheep quotes

Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: I know. They're called doctors.

Tommy: But the Callahan factory has been in my family for seventy years. You can't just shut it down.
Ray Zalinsky: Son, you got to look at it from my point of view. Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying. I can make the parts in one of my factories, put them in a Callahan box, and sell them in my stores at a premium price. Why keep your factory going when all I want's the god damn box?

Cubs Fan

Tommy: Boy, this is the worst. My so-called family deserts me. Michelle's mad at me. I've lost the factory, the town's going under, and I'm out of a job. [The bench he's sitting on collapses.] Could've done without that.

Cubs Fan

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