George Spiggott: It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
George Spiggott: Very well, Mister Moon! In order to prove that I am indeed the Unholy One, a Frobisher and Gleason raspberry-flavored ice lolly shall be yours - in a trice.
George Spiggott: You realise that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.
George Spiggott: There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas... I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.
George Spiggott: The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.
George Spiggott: Good evening. I couldn't help noticing that you were making an unsuccessful suicide bid.
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