Mitch: There's two kinds of people in this world, those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Kathy: Where did you come up with that theory?
Mitch: That famous guy said it, what's his name...uh...oh yeah, Jesus.
Quotes from Traylor Howard movies and TV shows
Natalie Teeger: He thinks we abandoned him.
Adrian Monk: It was more of a betrayal, actually.
Erica: You remember an address you saw on a Post-It note two days ago?
Natalie Teeger: It's a gift... and a curse.
Adrian Monk: I'm no longer so sure about the gift part.
Tonya Avery: Honey, you look hot.
Tonya Avery: Okay, I'm just gonna say it. That was flat out embarassing.
Sharon Carter: Actually, we're engaged "in theory."
Pete: Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Sharon Carter: Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple - an engagement is a promise to be married. And I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Johnny Donnelly: Good luck finding a card for that.