Adrian Monk: For nearly a decade, that particular model... the Kitchen King 480 with the digital timer and self-cleaning oven... was the best-selling appliance in North America. I bought mine on March 1, 1985, from Carl's Appliances on Rockaway Boulevard. I had it for 22 years. It was one of the longest relationships of my life, and certainly one of the happiest.
Rick Eden: A billion dollars. What were you thinking?
Adrian Monk: I was thinking about my wife. Molly was her baby. You broke her baby's heart.
Molly Evans: You know what? I don't care. I don't care. Let him win. He wins. It was a perfect murder. I just want to move on.
Adrian Monk: You could live with that? No, you couldn't.
Molly Evans: I'll learn to live with it.
Natalie Teeger: He thinks we abandoned him.
Adrian Monk: It was more of a betrayal, actually.
Erica: You remember an address you saw on a Post-It note two days ago?
Natalie Teeger: It's a gift... and a curse.
Adrian Monk: I'm no longer so sure about the gift part.
Rick Eden: I understand there was a story about me in the Times just this morning.
Adrian Monk: Yes, I read it.
Rick Eden: Oh, and do you think they did me justice?
Adrian Monk: Do you deserve justice?
Griffin Briggs: The trellis looks beautiful. You were right. I was wrong.
Molly Evans: Oh, you don't have to say that, but I sure as hell love hearing it.
Stottlemeyer: You know, I don't think I've ever seen your feet before.
Adrian Monk: I have, three times.
Stottlemeyer: I figured I'd hang out long enough to help you nail the son of a bitch. Thats what we do, right?
Adrian Monk: It's what we do.
Adrian Monk: You think money can buy anything?
Rick Eden: I do. And here's why, because it can.
Dr. Neven Bell: Adrian, everyone has problems, and fears, and disappointments. They're all coping. How are they different from you?
Adrian Monk: Well, for one thing, they're coping.
