John Spartan: Bad aim, Blondie!
Simon Phoenix: Spartan? John Spartan? Aw shit, they let anybody into this century! What the hell you doing here?
John Spartan: Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
John Spartan: I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna find Phoenix, and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker.
John Spartan: Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Simon Phoenix: Good memory.
John Spartan: You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.
John Spartan: Look, Huxley, this isn't the Wild West! The Wild West wasn't even the Wild West! Hurting people's not a good thing! Well, sometimes it is.
Emil Rottmayer: If I don't get out, I will kill you.
Breslin: Fair enough.
Barney Ross: That's how we deal with death. Can't change what it is so, we keep it light until it's time to get dark... and then we get pitch black. (00:53:55)
Barney Ross: Why is it the ones who deserve to live, that want to live the most, die - and the ones that don't deserve to live, keep on going?
Lee Christmas: What's the plan?
Barney Ross: Track 'em, find 'em, kill 'em.
Barney Ross: I heard you were bitten by a king cobra?
Booker: That's right. But after five days of excruciating pain... The cobra died.
Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get the hell out of the seat!
Bonaparte: They found a lump on my lung, looks pretty dark... Doctor says I don't have much time left.
Barney Ross: Oh... I'm sorry to hear that... So, what have you been doing?
Bonaparte: Working as much as I can, trying to make enough money so that I'll have something to leave to my kids... You know, so that they remember they had some kind of a father in their lives.
Barney Ross: I understand...
Bonaparte: I'm just fine, I'm not really dying.
Barney Ross: Geez, don't ever do that again!
Bonaparte: I just wanted to make sure you're still human...
Barney Ross: Nothing lasts forever. We're part of the past. If we keep this up, the only way this ends for any of us is in a hole in the ground, and no one will give a shit.
Lee Christmas: You look like a proud, demented father.
Barney Ross: You could've skipped the demented part.
Lee Christmas: That was a compliment.
Barney Ross: [watching Luna fight] I could do that.
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?
Stonebanks: What about The Hague, huh?
Barney Ross: I am The Hague.
Pirate leader: Drop your guns!
Lee Christmas: Fat chance.
Barney Ross: Why do they always say that?
Hale Caesar: What happened to you?
Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.
Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.
