Roy Washburn: What were you doing at 100 miles per hour?
Catherine Tramell: He was making me cum. And it was 110. We must've hit a pothole.
Roy Washburn: Kevin Franks died. You don't seem very worried.
Catherine Tramell: I'm devastated... I may never cum again.
Ace Rothstein: Now you need approval from him to go home?
Ginger: So what? So who fucking blew you in the parking lot before you came in, huh?
Ace Rothstein: You make me sick, you fuck. Once a fuckin' hooker, always a hooker.
Ginger: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein! Fuck you.
Ginger: Take care Steve, take chances and drive fast.
Laurel Hedare: I was everything they wanted me to be. I was never more beautiful. Never more powerful. And then I turned 40 and they threw me away.
Laurel Hedare: If you have no identity, why keep it a secret?
Catwoman: Because you killed me.
Wesley: Mr. Hedare wanted me to inform you that he'll be at the factory for the rest of the afternoon.
Laurel Hedare: If by the factory you mean he's at the Four Seasons teaching Drina how to unlock the minibar. Consider me informed.
Wesley: But he said he'll be working with.
Laurel Hedare: Wesley, George hasn't said anything meaningful to me since he said "I do."
Laurel Hedare: Game over.
Catwoman: Guess what? It's overtime.
Vincent Eastman: So, Richard, huh?
Sally Eastman: Who?
Vincent Eastman: Richard! Pancakes in the shape of animals, Richard.
Sally Eastman: He's a friend of the family.
Vincent Eastman: Does she eat them at least?
Sally Eastman: Not usually.
Vincent Eastman: Do you need a ride tonight? To the museum thing?
Sally Eastman: I have a lift.
Vincent Eastman: Pancake-man?
Sally Eastman: I don't think we can do this anymore. Come to the same office everyday.
Vincent Eastman: You're right. You're fired.
Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady?
Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.
Scars: I need a woman.
Ellen: You need a bath.
Ellen: Some people deserve to die.
Carly Norris: It's like playing God.
Zeke Hawkins: We'll do only good things.
Carly Norris: You've been spending too much time with your vibrator.
Judy Marks: I certainly have - I've been getting a plastic yeast infection.
