Gwen Cummings: Don't be someone else's slogan because you are poetry.
Gwen Cummings: Is that available stitched on a pillow somewhere?
Gwen Cummings: I'm not a lesbian.
Gwen Cummings: I am having a bad day! The worst damn day of my whole damn life! If it is not too much to ask will you all just back the fuck off.
Cornell: You know, if your counselor catches you using you could get in big trouble.
Gwen Cummings: I don't plan on discussing it with him.
Cornell: Too late.
Gwen Cummings: Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because I'm a writer and that's what I do, I drink. I'm not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can.
Mary Horowitz: It's like taking 10 friends on a camping trip.
Mary Horowitz: I will eat you like a mountain lion.
Malorie: Please don't take my children!
Malorie: Listen to me, we're going on a trip now, it's going to be rough. If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. If you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to take off your blindfold.
Jean: I am angry all the time... and I don't know why.
Lenina Huxley: Let's go blow this guy.
John Spartan: Away! Blow this guy *away*!
Lenina Huxley: Whatever.
Lenina Huxley: Chief, you can take this job, and you can shovel it.
John Spartan: Take this job... And shovel it.
Lenina Huxley: Yeah?
John Spartan: Close enough.
Sidda: I don't care if she was abducted by leprechauns and whacked over the head with their shillelagh sticks.
Necie Rose Kelleher: I wish you could've known your momma back then, you would've loved her.
Sidda: Necie, me not loving momma was never the problem.
Caro: Her not loving you was never the problem either.
Sidda: I should'a quit when I was behind.
Sidda: What are you, some kind of saint?
Shepard James 'Shep' Walker: That's me. Saint Shep of the fields. Patron saint of sunflowers.
Sidda: What happened?
Shepard James 'Shep' Walker: Security has been breached, backups have been called in. Full-iscale Ya-Ya alert.
Shepard James 'Shep' Walker: I think it can best be said... The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
Sidda: Well, what about the road back? What's that paved with?
Shepard James 'Shep' Walker: Humility.
