Esteban: I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.
Quotes from Ron Leibman movies and TV shows
Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?
Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.
Don Diego: He is a mute.
Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.
Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.
Esteban: You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do such terrible things to you.