Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
Max Burdett: How was the tennis lesson?
Lola Cirillo: Great. The teacher said I'm a natural. He said I have the best backside he's ever seen.
Harry Dalton: My 9th grade science teacher always said that if you put a frog in boiling hot water, it would jump out. But put it in cold water, and heat it up gradually, it would slowly boil to death.
Nancy: What's that Harry? Your recipe for frog soup?
Harry Dalton: It's my recipe for a disaster.
Harry Dalton: Get the hell out of there now, before it's too late.
Harry Dalton: I've always been better at feeling out volcanoes than people and politics.
Harry Dalton: Her name was Marianne. We worked together. She loved volcanoes.
Paul Dreyfus: We're picking up some activity around Dante's Peak.
Harry Dalton: This is a joke right? Dante's Peak?
Rachel: Do you have a family?
Harry Dalton: No.
Rachel: Why not?
Harry Dalton: Well, for one thing, I move around alot. Mexico, Alaska, South America, The Philippines, New Guinea, basically where there's a volcano with an attitude.
Harry Dalton: I move around a lot: Colombia, Guatemala, the Philippines, Mexico, New Zealand, New Guinea... wherever there's a volcano with an attitude.
James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... If you can spare it.
James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.
Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up.
Desmond Doyle: I never laid a hand to her in anger once, though she gave me just cause for it. Maybe that's where I went wrong.
Desmond Doyle: I'm not drinkin' and drivin'! I drank before I drove.
Natalya Simonova: How can you be so cold?
James Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya Simonova: No. It's what keeps you alone.
Natalya Siminova: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
James Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Q: [showing Bond his new Aston Martin] Now, this I'm particularly proud of: behind the headlights, Stinger missiles.
James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after after a rough day at the office.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill. Not to break the traffic laws.
James Bond: I wouldn't dream of it.
Jobe Smith: This technology has peeled back a layer to reveal another universe. Virtual reality will grow, just as the telegraph grew to the telephone - as the radio to the TV - it will be everywhere.
Dr. Lawrence Angelo: You're having delusions, Jobe. Struggle for reason.
Dr. Lawrence Angelo: Jobe, listen to yourself right now. The first sign of psychosis is a Christ complex.
Jobe Smith: CyberChrist.
