Quotes from Peter Lawford movies and TV shows

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Tommy Marlowe: What a vocabulary! Wait until I spring this on Pat.
Connie Lane: Why don't you just hit her over the head with a hockey stick?

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Mrs. Restes: You'll miss my wedding.
Jimmy Foster: Mother, I have never missed one of your weddings.
Mrs. Restes: Yes, you did. My first one.

Vince Massler: If it's so fool-proof, why hasn't somebody done it yet?
Danny Ocean: Same reason nobody's gone to the moon yet - no equipment.
Jimmy Foster: And we're equipped.

Jimmy Foster: I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the 'phone in December.
Massuese: That's crazy. Why?
Jimmy Foster: Because one December, every time I picked up the phone they sent me out into the snow to play with my friends. That was at the Bulge.

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