Josh Howard: They way I figure it is like this: the eleven of us cats against this one city...?
Danny Ocean: What's new?
Beatrice Ocean: Auburn beat Alabama by twelve points.
Danny Ocean: Why waste those cute little tricks that the Army taught us just because it's sort of peaceful now.
Vince Massler: I can't do it, boys. I've got my wife to think of.
Danny Ocean: Think of her rich.
Vince Massler: Think of me dead.
'Curly' Steffens: You're not gonna make yourself popular knocking Danny.
Spyros Acebos: Who's knocking him? I love him. I respect talent. All I'm asking is he should me a little love.
'Curly' Steffens: Too tough. Don't ask.
Mrs. Restes: You'll miss my wedding.
Jimmy Foster: Mother, I have never missed one of your weddings.
Mrs. Restes: Yes, you did. My first one.
Tipsy Girl: I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on.