Ocean's Eleven
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Tipsy Girl: I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on.

Josh Howard: They way I figure it is like this: the eleven of us cats against this one city...?

Danny Ocean: Well, I married you once and it didn't work out too well, so what's wrong with a little hey-hey?
Beatrice Ocean: Nothing... Nothing at all. I'd never knock it as long as there was a little love involved.
Danny Ocean: You mean there isn't.
Beatrice Ocean: On your part, not much.

Danny Ocean: What's new?
Beatrice Ocean: Auburn beat Alabama by twelve points.

Jimmy Foster: I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the 'phone in December.
Massuese: That's crazy. Why?
Jimmy Foster: Because one December, every time I picked up the phone they sent me out into the snow to play with my friends. That was at the Bulge.

Mrs. Restes: You'll miss my wedding.
Jimmy Foster: Mother, I have never missed one of your weddings.
Mrs. Restes: Yes, you did. My first one.

Danny Ocean: Why waste those cute little tricks that the Army taught us just because it's sort of peaceful now.

Vince Massler: If it's so fool-proof, why hasn't somebody done it yet?
Danny Ocean: Same reason nobody's gone to the moon yet - no equipment.
Jimmy Foster: And we're equipped.

Vince Massler: I can't do it, boys. I've got my wife to think of.
Danny Ocean: Think of her rich.
Vince Massler: Think of me dead.

Danny Ocean: Going down.
Lift attendant: Going down.
Danny Ocean: Where they serve the drinks.
Lift attendant: To the bar.

'Curly' Steffens: You're not gonna make yourself popular knocking Danny.
Spyros Acebos: Who's knocking him? I love him. I respect talent. All I'm asking is he should me a little love.
'Curly' Steffens: Too tough. Don't ask.

Factual error: When one of the men visits a doctor and learns he is terminal, the X-ray in the scene is upside down.

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