Daryl Chase: How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'! You ain't keepin' it real.
Quotes from Orlando Jones movies and TV shows
Daryl Chase: Man if you keep campaigning for an ass whuppin', you gonna get elected.
Dr. Lee: Hit 'em with a little Flight Of The Bumblebee.
Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
Steven Johnson: I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me.
Steven Johnson: I hate fucking africa.
Steven Johnson: I feel like a pork chop on Queen Latifah's dinner plate.
Clifford Franklin: Now you know this don't look natural Coach. Now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.
Clifford Franklin: The football's like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin's the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin's the only man comin' down wid it.