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Gerald Arthur Cooper: Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
Dave: Well, what's that supposed to mean, when it's at home?
Gerald Arthur Cooper: I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.

Dave: Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Dave: We want to know about dancing that's all.
Gerald Arthur Cooper: Dancers have coordination, skill, timing, fitness, and grace. Take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Gaz: I need an audience.
Dave: You need a doctor.

Dave: The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Lomper: So stuff yourself and get thin.

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