Quotes from Lou Jacobi movies and TV shows

Murray: Now I'm trapped in a rock video - anything but this.

Kurt Godel: I would rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.

Nathan Liebknecht: Ahh, he threw the racket up to get the birdie. He threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket.
Kurt Godel: I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him.

Nestor Patou: Why don't we just tell him the truth?
Moustache: The truth? That's dynamite.
Nestor Patou: But I'm innocent.
Moustache: The jails are full with innocent people because they told the truth.

Moustache: But that's another story.

Moustache: Life is total war my friend... nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector.

Moustache: It's a hard way to earn an easy living.

Moustache: To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.