J. Edgar Hoover: It's time we at least have one thing the bad guys don't.
Clyde Tolson: Decorating skills?
J. Edgar Hoover: It's easy to be the expert if you're the only person in the world with any interest.
Clyde Tolson: He does also claim he can tell as much from a cut of wood as a doctor can from an autopsy.
J. Edgar Hoover: Ah.
Clyde Tolson: He has, um, social difficulties.
J. Edgar Hoover: He is mentally ill, isn't he?
Clyde Tolson: He's only as mad as you are - sir.
J. Edgar Hoover: Find Agent Purvis. He is to be demoted or, better yet, fired.
Ernest Burkhart: Can you find the wolves in this picture?
Ernest Burkhart: You know, you got, you got nice color skin. What color would you say that is?
Mollie Burkhart: My color.
Tom White: I was, uh, sent down from Washington D.C. to see about these murders.
Ernest Burkhart: See what about em?
Tom White: See who's doin' it.
William Hale: Money flows freely here now.
Ernest Burkhart: I do love that money, Sir.
Hank: Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.
Cliff Booth: Alright, What's the matter partner?
Rick Dalton: It's official old buddy, I'm a has been.
Jay Sebring: Is everyone okay?
Rick Dalton: Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.
Kid: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on _perfection_?
Kid: Am I fast, or is Sweden just a very small place?
Kid: No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die.
Kid: The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet.
Kid: The gunfight is in the head, not the hands.
Kid: Want some breakfast? Or, uh, how 'bout a little of what we had last night?
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