Shorofsky: No! No! No! Hold the bow like this! Not like this! This isn't your dick you're holding! It's a violin bow! Hold it with respect, like.
Bruno Martelli: ...Your dick?
Quotes from Lee Curreri movies and TV shows
Shorofsky: One man is not an orchestra.
Bruno Martelli: Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp and enough power.
Shorofsky: You going to play all by yourself?
Bruno Martelli: You don't need anybody else.
Shorofsky: That's not music, Martelli. That's masturbation.
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