Charlie Chaplin: Did you really believe I would stay away?
Marion Davies: No, but you should really believe I didn't want you here.
Lee: You are aware there's a really huge civil war going on everywhere?
Shop Assistant: We usually try to stay out of it. With everything that's been going on, it seems like it's for the best.
Betsy Jobs: You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you have a potty mouth.
Betsy Jobs: Checkers pooped.
Rose Mary Woods: Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."
Amber Atkins: Loretta, never have kids.
Loretta: Oh, honey, God bless ya for thinking I still could.
Amber Atkins: Oh yeah. Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships... or prison.
Amber Atkins: Yah, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part: it was still on the hanger.
Claire Colburn: Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.
Claire Colburn: Just tell me you love me and get it over with.
Claire Colburn: I think I've been asleep most of my life.
Drew Baylor: Me too.
Drew Baylor: And who says we have to listen to 'them'?
Claire Colburn: They do.
Claire Colburn: I'm going to miss your lips. And everything attached to them.
Claire Colburn: To have never taken a solitary road trip across country? I mean everybody's got to take a road trip, at least once in their lives. Just you and some music.
Claire Colburn: I want you to get into the deep beautiful melancholy of everything that's happened.
Claire Colburn: And so we all became helpers, which I so can't help. I can't help helping.
Claire Colburn: You know, You're always trying to break up with me, and we're not even together.
Drew Baylor: I know... We're not?
Drew Baylor: I see you right there. I see you right there.
Claire Colburn: There you are.
Claire Colburn: How could I leave you in distress?
Claire Colburn: Hey, you're only 45 minutes away. You wanna meet halfway and see the sunrise? At this point it's probably easier to stay up.
Drew Baylor: You think so?
Claire Colburn: I think that's what "they" say.
Claire Colburn: I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.
