Nelson Wright: Hello, I'm nice, he's nice, we're both fucking lunatics. Can I come in, please?
Nelson Wright: Somehow we've brought our sins back physically. And they're pissed.
Nelson Wright: Hey, Dave! What if it works?
Ben Carson: You polish them?
Lorenzo Sapelli: I'm sorry?
Ben Carson: The mirrors. They're so clean.
Lorenzo Sapelli: Oh, no, that's Gary. Gary Lewis. The fella who's been working here before you. He was completely obsessed with these damn mirrors. Spent the entire night cleaning them.
Ben Carson: I know who did this.
Amy Carson: Well in that case, you've gotta tell Larry everything.
Ben Carson: He'll never believe me. Neither will you.
The Caller: If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
The Caller: Deception can't go unrewarded.
The Caller: Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
Stu: Nice try pal, go to hell.
The Caller: [Cocks gun] Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it? (00:22:00)
The Caller: You are going to learn to obey me.
The Caller: Come on Stu. You're a selfish guy. Just pick one of them and save yourself.
Stu: You shoot the guy, and I'm responsible?
The Caller: It looked that way from up here.
Stu: I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had fucking died.
The Caller: Yes! Finally some honesty.
The Caller: That's it, the captain gets a bullet.
The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because you have A GUN.
Stu: So you'd just whack me for no particular reason?
The Caller: Oh, I've got plenty of reasons. And you keep giving me more.
The Caller: Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.
The Caller: At least now you'll die with a clean conscience.
Stu: No, you're the one who's gonna fucking die.
The Caller: It's not in your best interest to disconnect me.
The Caller: Do you see the tourists with their video cameras, hoping the cops will shoot you so they can sell the tape to Goriest Police Shoot-outs?
The Caller: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
The Caller: There's the spirit.
