Bobby Chicago: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.
Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.
Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?
Bobby Chicago: Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?
Jericho Cane: Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.
Lorne Daniels: Nobody wants you, not even the Clippers.
Book Man: You! You're a cop, you gotta help me.
Det. Larry Doyle: Sorry, mein fuhrer, I'm off duty.
Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein?
Verbal Kint: People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
Police Interrogator: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
