Quotes from Katie Holmes movies and TV shows

Samantha Harper: You're thinking about the cop, aren't you?
Katie Burke: Maybe.
Samantha Harper: Okay, visualize this with me. You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers.
Katie Burke: I like the cop.
Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.

Mousy Julie: Should I tell you what I know? I was going to, but now maybe I've changed my mind.
Katie Burke: What are you talking about?
Mousy Julie: Harrison Hobart is missing... That's two, isn't it?

Rachel Wagner: Sounds razor.

Rachel Wagner: Listen, the last ferry leaves at eleven thirty. Just tell me you have a razor plan?
Steve: I am making this shit up as I go.

Samantha Mackenzie: I'm the devil, See?

James Lansome: Actually, I think I completely understand what you're going through.
Samantha Mackenzie: You do?
James Lansome: This one time, I won the class spelling bee. I couldn't get from point A to point B without people watching my every move. I had to avoid the press, the paparazzi. And the women. My God, the women, Sam. The number of training bras left in my locker could fill the support needs of an entire country.

Samantha Mackenzie: All I want is normal, Mia.

James Lansome: Well?
Samantha Mackenzie: It's disgusting... I love it.

Nina Brewster: Do you know what it is when you trade sex for money?
Jackie Truman: Advertising.

Jackie Truman: Since I was 9, I knew for every day of the rest of my life I'd have to stick a needle in my arm. Early onset diabetes. But I didn't tell them.

April Burns: I'm the first pancake.
Evette: What do you mean?
Eugene: She's the one you're supposed to throw out.

April Burns: Once, there was this day... this one day when... everyone realised they needed each other.

April Burns: Please give me my stupid fucking turkey.

Leigh Ann Watson: It's completely factual, she was burned at the stake.
Mrs. Tingle: Always the victim, aren't we, Ms. Watson?
Leigh Ann Watson: Well there are certain similarities between society today and seventeenth century Salem. I guess that would be the irony of it all.
Mrs. Tingle: Irony is the opposite of what is or might be expected. For example, if Ms. Watson was expecting an A on her history project, she might find the actual result to be rather ironic.