Joanna Eberhart: If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong.
Joanna Eberhart: What do you think they do up there?
Bobbie Markowe: Watch dirty movies and reminisce about the Good Old Days.
Joanna Eberhart: What Good Old Days?
Bobbie Markowe: Like those Good Old Days when "Playboy" used the airbrush.
Joanna Eberhart: This is not me and what you're saying isn't you.
Mary Ann Stavros: I'm sorry. I just can't waste my spare moments on something like that.
Joanna Eberhart: But you do go out sometimes don't you?
Mary Ann Stavros: Go out? Of course I go out. I'm out now, aren't I?
Dale Coba: It's nothing like you imagine, just a, another stage. Think about it like that, and there's nothing to it.
Joanna Eberhart: Why?
Dale Coba: Why? Because we can.
Joanna Eberhart: Why do they call you Diz?
Dale Coba: Because I used to work at Disneyland.
Joanna Eberhart: No, really.
Dale Coba: That's really. Don't you believe me?
Joanna Eberhart: No.
Dale Coba: Why not?
Joanna Eberhart: You don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy.
Kate Bingham: Can you imagine coming home, and your wife says she's leaving you for someone else, and you say, "Who, Phil?" and she says, "No. Phyllis."
Abel Marsh: Well, that's the ultimate put-down... to those of us who are normal heterosexuals.
