Quotes from Kate Capshaw movies and TV shows

Willie: Give me your hat.
Shorty: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

Willie: There are two dead people down here!
Indy: There's gonna be two dead people in here!

Indy: Willie, Willie. What is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie's my professional name, Indiana.
Shorty: Hey lady, you call him Doctor Jones!

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... And nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!

Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress.] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Willie: Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.

Willie: Indy, now let's get out of here.
Indy: Right, all of us.

Willie: What's that?
Lao: Antidote.
Indy: To what?
Lao: The poison. You just drank the poison.

Johnny: I've never felt this way before.
Helen: Of course not. You're twenty.