Brucey Madison: You thinking about moving out here, Pop?
Oscar Madison: To where? Santa Yosinta-Malienta-Poliguenta? I'm not gonna learn another language just to find my way home at night.
Quotes from Jonathan Silverman movies and TV shows
[Richard's in the water behind the boat and Larry is returning.]
Richard Parker: Stop the boat, you idiot! Stop the boat!
Larry Wilson: Where...where are the brakes?
Richard Parker: Boats don't have brakes, captain!
Richard Parker: There's too many people around.
Larry Wilson: It's New York City. There's always too many people around.
Richard Parker: Well, you're a half hour late.
Larry Wilson: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today.
Gwen: You wanna sit down?
Richard Parker: No, better not! No! The way things are going, I'm gonna break my ass!
Larry Wilson: Rich, look at Lomax. My god. Look at her. Jesus, that guy. Beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, a boat, a car. You know how much it cost to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
Richard Parker: Well, I mean, it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.
Larry: So my apartment is small. It's dark, it's hot, it's in a high crime area. Beats living at home with mom and dad.
Richard Parker: Stealing shoes off a dead man. Oh, we're going to hell.
Richard Parker: Why would you need to guard a dead man stuck in a two foot refrigerator?