Weekend at Bernie's
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Larry Wilson: What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?

Mugger: Give me your money! Your wallets!
Larry Wilson: Oh, get your ass out of here! It's too hot!

[Richard's in the water behind the boat and Larry is returning.]
Richard Parker: Stop the boat, you idiot! Stop the boat!
Larry Wilson: Where...where are the brakes?
Richard Parker: Boats don't have brakes, captain!

Larry Wilson: "A little brown-nosing, a little ass-kissing, work our way up that corporate ladder?" WHY can't you be a lazy shit like I am?

Security Officer: Hot enough for ya, Larry?
Larry Wilson: No, Harris! Why don't you turn up the heat?
Security Officer: OK, I'll tell the engineer.

Larry Wilson: Rich, look at Lomax. My god. Look at her. Jesus, that guy. Beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, a boat, a car. You know how much it cost to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
Richard Parker: Well, I mean, it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.
Larry: So my apartment is small. It's dark, it's hot, it's in a high crime area. Beats living at home with mom and dad.

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Tawny: Bernie? Hi. Is Bernie around?
Larry Wilson: Hello. No, haven't seen him. But, we just got here. We're gonna be here all weekend. We're house guests.
Tawny: Well, tell him Tawny borrowed his boat to go skiing.
Larry Wilson: Hi, Tawny. I'm horny.

Gwen: You wanna sit down?
Richard Parker: No, better not! No! The way things are going, I'm gonna break my ass!

Larry Wilson: How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive.

Richard Parker: Well, you're a half hour late.
Larry Wilson: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today.

Larry Wilson: We could call the cops, Richard, but you know where we'd be spending our weekend. In some... goddamned hot police station answering questions we don't know the answers to.

Larry Wilson: Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit.

Continuity mistake: Bernie's facial expression changes from the smile on his face when he first get injected with drugs to a smirk throughout the movie, to no expresssion and back again.

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Trivia: The movie's director Ted Kotcheff has a small part as Richard's father who comes out in his underwear as Richard and Gwen are making out on the couch.

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Question: What did Pauley say before he shot Bernie sitting on the steps?

Answer: He says the Italian word "cornuto." Basically insulting Bernie for sleeping with Vito's girlfriend, which is why the hit was put on him in the first place.

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