Quotes from John Clive movies and TV shows

Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of "Wales."
John: They look like drop outs to me.

John: Hey, Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: There are simply no holes in my education.
Paul: You mean you haven't composed a "hole" book?

John: It appears to be a group of fellas.

Paul: Let's show him our motor.
John: Steady on! I mean, you don't want to be showing your motor to just anybody.

John: It's blue glass.
Ringo: Must be from Kentucky.

John: I am the ego man, goo goo g'joob.

Lord Mayor: It's quite uncanny, your faces.
Paul: We're quite cute, really.
Lord Mayor: You could pass for the originals.
John: We are the originals.

John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory.
George: Oh, right.
John: Relatively speaking, that is.

George: Hey, he looks wrong.
Paul: He doesn't look at all well.
George: In fact, he's horrible.
John: He's so ugly.
All: Really ugly.

George: Okay, instruments at the ready.
John: Okay, on the beat of one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five, a-six.
Ringo: Hey, can't you make it three?
John: Oh, all right, on the beat of three: A-one, a-two, a-three.

John: Break the glass.
George: We can't.
Paul: It's Beatle proof.
John: Nothing is Beatle proof.