Lord Mayor: It's quite uncanny, your faces.
Paul: We're quite cute, really.
Lord Mayor: You could pass for the originals.
John: We are the originals.
Narrator: Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.
Chief Meanie: Go, glove! Point, and having pointed, pounce.
Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.: If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about.
Old Fred: "H" for "Hurry," "E" for "'Ergent, '" "L" for "Love me," and "P" for "P-P-P-Please help!"
Blue Meanie: Are you, er blueish? You don't look blueish.
John: It appears to be a group of fellas.
Jeremy: Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know.
Paul: Let's show him our motor.
John: Steady on! I mean, you don't want to be showing your motor to just anybody.
Chief Meanie: Ah, here you are my glovey-dovey. Go get thee hence, and destroy yon upstarts. Smash them, squash them, crush them! O-blue-terate them.
George: It's all in the mind.
Ringo: Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.