Quotes from Jennifer Lopez movies and TV shows

Denise Kalberg: No, Mateo's probably just lost.
Warren Westridge: Oh wake UP.
Warren Westridge: Imagine, something this big captured alive. That's worth a lot of money, Gary.
Terri Flores: Jesus.
Paul Serone: Please people. Don't make me out a monster. I didn't eat the captain Mateo.

Sharon Pogue: Then I realised that it doesn't have to be perfect. I mean, it can be whatever it is.

Sharon Pogue: It's not a good neighborhood, maybe I should walk you to your car.
Catch: I don't have a car.
Sharon Pogue: Would you like a ride home?
Catch: No thank you, I like to walk, Are you OK to drive?
Sharon Pogue: I'm not drunk, you think I'm drunk, cause you'll know when I'm drunk when I start throwing up.

Sharon Pogue: Let's talk about something stupid.
Catch: Ok, you first.
Sharon Pogue: When you said that we were "supposed" to meet, what did you mean by that, it sounds a little too Psychic Friends Network like?
Catch: Well it means that one's senses are attracted to a particular odour of another person and it draws the person to them.

Robby: I think it's the best for everybody.
Sharon Pogue: Really? And who's everybody?
Robby: Me.

Catch: This is what you told me about, right?
Sharon Pogue: What?
Catch: Your interrogation, so do I need a lawyer?

Sharon Pogue: I don't like being jerked around.
Catch: I'm not.

Sharon Pogue: Has anyone ever told you that you shouldn't look through people's drawers.
Catch: Why, it looks more real in here.
Sharon Pogue: It's considered rude.
Catch: Now that I'm here, you seem kinda mad about it, maybe I should get going?
Sharon Pogue: Believe me, When I'm mad, you'll know it.
Catch: Is this the mad part?
Sharon Pogue: Maybe going is a good idea.

Zoe: Sorry I didn't get a pedicure.
Dr. Scott Harris: What?
Zoe: Er, my toes I'm sorry.
Dr. Scott Harris: I'm not looking at your toes, I'm looking at your cervix.
Zoe: Right, now I kinda wish you were looking at my toes.

Claire Peterson: Go fuck yourself.
Noah Sandborn: I'd rather fuck you.

Claire Peterson: Stop following me.
Noah Sandborn: I'm not following you, Claire... I live next door.

Puchi: Hector always knew he was gonna make it. It was like he was prepared for it.

Puchi: Hector never knew how much people loved him. And that's the thing. It's like he didn't want to know.

Puchi: What's the first thing you're gonna do?
Hector Lavoe: What?
Puchi: When you're famous, silly.
Hector Lavoe: Why are you so sure that I'm gonna be famous?
Puchi: Because I know these things, that's why.

Puchi: It was good. It was bad. It was beautiful.

Puchi: What ever happened to your brother?
Hector Lavoe: He died when he got here. He was supposed to take care of me.
Puchi: Well, I guess we'll just have to take care of each other, okay?

Puchi: Love is never perfect when it's reaI love, all right?

Larry Gigli: Don't tell me what we're supposed to do.
Ricki: How about this? You leave him alone or I'll kill you.
Larry Gigli: You'll kill me? Fuck you, go ahead.
Ricki: I'll kill you.
Larry Gigli: You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing.
Ricki: I'll tell you this. You leave him alone or I'll kill you.

Ricki: It's turkey time.
Larry Gigli: Huh?
Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

Ricki: She thinks I'm beautiful.
Larry Gigli: Yeah, well, she's blind in one eye.