Quotes from Jenna Elfman movies and TV shows

Anna Riley: You don't understand. I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.

Anna Riley: I read your sarin gas report. It was very powerful.
Rachel Rose: Thanks, I really earned my stripes with that piece.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I earned my stripes by getting through a bris without fainting.

Anna Riley: So this is a rectory. That sounds like a dirty word. Rectory.

Anna Riley: I haven't screamed that hard since the US hockey team beat the Russians.

Anna Riley: I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.

Anna Riley: Jake Schram.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Yes.
Anna Riley: How are you? Who are you? Tell me everything, give me the 4-1-1, I wanna know. Girls, job, news.

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