Oz: How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?
Quotes from James Franco movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4
Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.
Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.
Will Rodman: You want me to take him? I can't take care of a monkey.
Robert Franklin: He's not a monkey! He's an ape.
Will Rodman: At age 3, Caesar has completed puzzles ages 8 and up. He has been displaying cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart.
Alien: When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.
Alien: Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about.
Alien: I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet.
James Franco: I will shoot off your dick!
Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
Danny McBride: What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!
James Franco: That's right man, I like to read!
James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!
Tristan: I don't know if life is greater than death, but love was greater than either.
Christian Longo: Sometimes the truth isn't believable. But that doesn't mean that it's not true.
Michael Finkel: I'm a liar? You stole my identity.
Christian Longo: I was in Mexico, who else was I supposed to choose?
Christian Longo: Sometimes you have to accept looking one way in order to protect something more important.
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.
Fabious: And how do you plan to do that?
Leezar: Magic. Motherfucker.