Quotes from Jack Black movies and TV shows - page 2 of 5

Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening.

[Dr. Bravestone driving towards the flock of ostriches]
"Mouse" Finbar: What are you doing?
"Shelly" Oberon: Birds, birds, birds, birds! Birds!
[Dr. Bravestone turns around, driving towards the cliff.]
Oberon: What the hell, man!
Bravestone: They're flightless birds.
Ruby Roundhouse: This is a flightless dune buggy!

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Carl Denham: There are thousands of actresses out of work in this city. Somewhere out there is a woman born to play this role... A woman who will journey into the heart of the unknown... Toward a fateful meeting that changes everything.

Carl Denham: Bring the tripod and all of the film.
Herb: Want to switch to the six-inch lens?
Carl Denham: The wide-angle will be fine.

Carl Denham: It wasn't the planes...it was beauty killed the Beast.

Carl Denham: I'm someone you can trust, Ann. I'm a movie producer.

Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Tai Lung: You... You're just a big... Fat... Panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Mantis: Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... Or attractiveness.

Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Po: Ah. My old enemy... Stairs.

Po: The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu !
Shifu: And now, you must *save* it !

Po: But you don't even know kung fu.
Li: Then you will teach us.
Po: I can't teach you kung fu! I couldn't even teach Tigress, and she already knows kung fu.

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Zhen: Skadoosh isn't a word.
Po: Oh, and Skablam is?

Granny Boar: I'm only hungry for one thing.
Po: Dumplings?
Granny Boar: Vengeance!
Zhen: Well, I say bring it!
Po: No, no, no! Don't bring it!

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.