Quotes from Ian McShane movies and TV shows

Al Swearengen: We're all of us haunted by our own fucking thoughts. So make friends with the ghost, it ain't going fuckin' anywhere.

Al Swearengen: It's a sad night. Something's afire. Christ, I do have feelings.

Al Swearengen: Maybe you oughta think about running for office? Outnumbered, as we are, by shit-birds.
Sol Star: Food for thought, Mr. Swearengen.

Coach: Tomorrow morning you'll meet your navigator Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.
Jensen Ames: I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.
Gunner: Yeah, I'd like a big-tittied girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get busted from the women's facility upstate.
Coach: It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...
Gunner: Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, 'cause he's gay.
Lists: A-a-actually it's because he goes through them so fast, and a-a-audience gets squeamish.
Gunner: Yeah he goes through them... Through their ass.
Coach: He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.

Lists: Jensen Garner Ames. Moved to the states at twenty-four years old. Named after a car, the Jensen Intercepter. A three time local speedway champion.
Jensen Ames: You've done your homework, or do you just know everything?
Coach: Jensen Intercepter. I had one. Handled like a school bus.

Lists: Somebody's mad right now.
Coach: Nobody fucks with my car.

Ssiscool ★

Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in.
Professor Bruttenholm: I love you, son.
Hellboy: You made me a goddamn weapon.
Major Ben Daimio: Where's my fucking violin?

Amphiaraus: No matter how far you go, man cannot escape his fate. Who are you? Are you a murderer? Are you a mercenary who turns his back on the innocent? We believe in you! We have faith in you! Remember the deeds you have performed, the labors you have overcome! Are you only the legend, or are you truth behind the legend? Now, tell me, WHO ARE you?
Hercules: I AM hercules.

Frank Powell: Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.

Winston: What have you done?
John Wick: Finished it.

Quantom X ★

John Wick: Whoever comes, I'll kill them. I'll kill them all.
Winston: Of course you will.

Winston: You stabbed the devil in the back. To him this isn't vengeance, this is justice.

Winston: Jonathan, what have you done?

Winston: I know you will do The Continental proud.
Charon: I'll see you soon, sir.
Winston: And you, Jonathan, do what you do best.
John Wick: What's that?
Winston: Hunt.

Winston: This haven is safe no more.
John Wick: Are services still off limit to me?
Winston: Under the circumstances your privileges are reinstated immediately, what do you need?
John Wick: Guns. Lots of guns.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Tai Lung: You... You're just a big... Fat... Panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Lovejoy: Do we have to bring mistrust and suspicion into this?

Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.