Hot Rod
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Rod Kimble: You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.

Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.

Dave: Oh, man, he hit his ass with a parking cone! Nice.

Rod Kimble: I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realised what has to be done.

Rod Kimble: What's going on? Is this some sort of interactive theatre art piece?

Rod Kimble: You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death.

Kevin Powell: It's bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert.

Dave: I have various responsibilities within the crew. I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really. I, one time, manned a flamethrower.
High School Girl: Cool.
Dave: Of course it's cool. It's awesome as shit.

Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's super badass?

Barry Pasternak: Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer.

Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.

Rod Kimble: Who wants to see me do a big-ass stunt?

Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water.

Rod Kimble: Cool beans?
Kevin Powell: Cool beans.

Dave: He's going in circles.

Newswoman: The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza and took a nap.

Rod Kimble: Frank, I'm going to get you better, you old sack of shit, and then I'm going to uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace.

Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?
Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.
Dave: She's not?
Kevin Powell: No.
Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.

Cathy: Why'd you call yourself Voltron?
Dave: I don't know. Maybe cause it's super badass.
Cathy: You're weird.
Dave: Hells, yeah, I am.

Barry Pasternak: I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.

Continuity mistake: In the opening scene when Rod is jumping the trailer, in one shot his helmet buckle is undone. In the next shot, it is firmly locked.

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